So I’ve been learning to drive…I’m shit, it’s shit. Let’s just say I’m not having fun AND HERE’S WHY:
- Every beep is at me. Like it could be way away in the distance and I’d still hit my head against the steering wheel for the sins I have committed.
- I switch violently between staying at junctions and roundabouts for 7 years or cutting everyone up and running over children.
- No matter how much I improve I still try to drive into the front of my house every time I turn in.
- My instructor keeps telling me to stop thanking people while driving so I’m just gonna become an asshole driver.
In conclusion, driving’s bad, I’m bad, good night.