Driving is both terrifying and shit!

So I’ve been learning to drive…I’m shit, it’s shit. Let’s just say I’m not having fun AND HERE’S WHY:

  • Every beep is at me. Like it could be way away in the distance and I’d still hit my head against the steering wheel for the sins I have committed.
  • I switch violently between staying at junctions and roundabouts for 7 years or cutting everyone up and running over children.
  • No matter how much I improve I still try to drive into the front of my house every time I turn in.
  • My instructor keeps telling me to stop thanking people while driving so I’m just gonna become an asshole driver.

In conclusion, driving’s bad, I’m bad, good night.

via Daily Prompt: Wheel

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